Dana Lyons - Cows With Guns Chords

 
         
         
         
         
         
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9 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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12 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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5 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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1
         
         
         
         
         
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X
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1
5 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
X
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7 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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2
1

10 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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10 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
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3
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12 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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2
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1
1
4
         
         
         
         
         
1
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1
1
5 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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4
3
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3 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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X
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3
         
         
         
         
         
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X
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2
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1
8 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
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3
3
3
1
10 fr
         
         
         
         
         
4
3
1
1
1
X

10 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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2
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1
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4
         
         
         
         
         
X
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3 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
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1
8 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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1
1
3 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
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X
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5 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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1
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10 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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X
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3

12 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
4
3
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2
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3 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
         
         
         
         
         
2
3
1
4 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
4
3
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2
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7 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
1
4
4
4
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2 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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X
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4 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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3
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7 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
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3
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3
1

9 fr
         
         
         
         
         
4
3
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1
1
X
9 fr
         
         
         
         
         
3
2
1
1
1
4
12 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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1
4 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
No chord
    
Standard guitar tuning:
E
A
D
G
B
E
No capo

Intro

Am G Am

AmFat and docile, big and dumb They look so stupid, they aren't much fun GCows aren't Amfun AmThey eat to grow, grow to die Die to be et at the hamburger fry GCows well Amdone AmNobody thunk it, nobody knew No one imagined the great cow guru GCows are Amone AmHe hid in the forest, read books with great zeal He loved Che Guevera, a revolutionary veal GCow Tse AmTongue AmHe spoke about justice, but nobody stirred He felt like an outcast, alone in the herd GCow dol-Amdrums AmHe mooed we must fight, escape or we'll die Cows gathered around, cause the steaks were so high GBad cow Ampun AmBut then he was captured, stuffed into a crate Loaded onto a truck, where he rode to his fate GCows are Ambummed AmHe was a scrawny calf, who looked rather woozy No one suspected he was packing an Uzi GCows with Amguns AmThey came with a needle to stick in his thigh He kicked for the groin, he pissed in their eye GCow well Amhung AmKnocked over a tractor and ran for the door Six gallons of gas flowed out on the floor GRun cows Amrun! AmHe picked up a bullhorn and jumped up on the hay We are free roving bovines, we run free today We will Ffight for bovine fCreedom And Ehold our large heads Amhigh We will Frun free with the CBuffalo, or Edie Cows with gAmuns G Am AmThey crashed the gate in a great stampede Tipped over a milk truck, torched all the feed GCows have Amfun AmSixty police cars were piled in a heap Covered in cow pies, covered up deep GMuch cow Amdung Black smoke rising, darkening the day Twelve burning McDonalds, have it your way We will Ffight for bovine fCreedom And Ehold our large heads Ehigh We will Frun free with the CBuffalo, or Edie Cows with gAmuns G Am AmThe President said "enough is enough These uppity cattle, its time to get tough" GCow dung Amflung AmThe newspapers gloated, folks sighed with relief Tomorrow at noon, they would all be ground beef GCows on Ambuns AmThe cows were surrounded, they waited and prayed They mooed their last moos, they chewed their last hay GCows out Amgunned The order was given to turn cows to whoppers Enforced by the might of ten thousand coppers But on the horizon surrounding the shoppers Came the deafening roar of chickens in choppers We will Ffight for bovine fCreedom And Ehold our large heads Amhigh We will Frun free with the CBuffalo, or Edie Cows with gAmuns G Am

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