Horny As A Dandy Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

B D A E

BYou got me horny in the Dmorning and you kno-o-Aow

I try to call you but I cEan't find the telephBone

I sent a message through the DInternet but it rejectAed

I wrote a letter and I seEnt it with the po-o-Bost

The post it takes so lDong, so I've got to sing this sAong

To let you know how I fEeel, whats the deal baby B

And I can't wait for youD, and the things you make me doA

My heart is ringing so I'm sEinging this song for yBou

BI'm horny

AHorny, horny, horny

CSo horny

EI'm horny, horny, horny

I'm horny

Horny, horny, horny

So horny

I'm horny, horny, horny tonight

I searched from town to town but I can't find my bird ooh ooh

I got so desperate I sent a rocket to the moon

In New York City someone said they saw you singing the blues

But it was a man from Nowhere Land ... who looked like you

I will keep searching on

This feeling's much too strong

My heart is ringing and I'm singing this song for you

And I like you, yeah I like you

And I like you

I like you (x6)

And I feel horny horny tonight

I'm horny

Horny, horny, horny

So horny

I'm horny, horny, horny

I'm horny

Horny, horny, horny

So horny

I'm horny, horny, horny tonight

I'm horny, horny, horny tonight

The post it takes so long, so I gotta sing this song

To let you know how I feel, whats the deal baby

And I can't wait for you, and the things you make me too

My heart is ringing so I'm singing this song for you

I'm horny

Horny, horny, horny

So horny

I'm horny, horny, horny

I'm horny

Horny, horny, horny

So horny

I'm horny, horny, horny tonight

Horny, horny

Horny, horny, horny

Horny, horny

Horny, horny, horny

Horny, horny

Horny, horny, horny

Horny, horny

Horny, horny, horny

Horny, horny

Horny, horny, horny