Standard (EADGBE)
Chorus
Oh Newcastle
Whoooooaaaa
Yeah Newcastle
Whooooaaaaa
Yeah Newcastle
Whooooaaaaa
It's so beautiful my dear, and they can bury me here
(Something), show, bucks night
Pub crawls in a double decker and
Dickheads, in a fight
Probably over someone's hair
Cos the J-R is rockin' hard
The black Tshirts and mini-skirts
Jump club, fann-oi's
Can we get a cab cos my feet hurt?
With 'Khe Sanh' on the radio
And orange shit in the sky
The tourist grabs his road map,
Says 'where the f*** am I?'
Chorus
Well it's time to head, it's getting ugly
Shit-faced people with the munchies
Migrate to maccas or hamburger haven
for beer and (something) and egg and bacon
And the bogie hole for skinny dipping
(somehting here), carpark kissing
Some are sightseeing, some I bet are
At John Hunter nine months later
With thirty-thousand people screaming
'Go the Knights!'
The footballer looks around him,
Says 'where the f*** am I?'
Oh Newcastle
Whooooaaaaa
Yeah Newcastle
Whoooooaaaa
Yeah Newcastle
Whoooaaaaa
It's so beautiful
Who's been to the beaches on a Sunday night
Newcastle
Whoooooaaaaaa
And who's driven over Stockton bridge to see the city lights at night
Newcastle
Whoooooaaaaa
Cos I've been to Nobby's to watch the dawn
And nearly pissed my pants from a ship's foghorn
Ooooooooooo
Oh Newcastle
Whooooaaaaaa
Yeah Newcastle
Whoooooaaaaaa
Yeah Newcastle
Whoooooaaaaa
Yeah Newcastle, Newcastle, Newcastle
Whoooooaaaaa