Standard (EADGBE)

Verse

I hope that the last the page of your 800-page novel is missing

And I hope that it rains if you leave the window down on your red Mustang

Chorus

'Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you

'Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you

And if you drop your keys I hope there's a sewer somewhere very nearby

And if you're out of clean sheets I hope your new girl takes off and it's clear why

Chorus

'Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you

'Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you

And I would like to be your girlfriend so I could dump you

And I would like to be your garbage man so I would never have to pick up

your trash again

Maybe you should wonder why your apartment is always so empty

Well I hope you get locked out of that apartment and have to call Jenny

'Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you

(But I'm sorry if it ever is)

'Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you

(But I'm sorry if it ever is) etc...