David Alan Coe - I Made Linda Lovelace Gag Chords

 
         
         
         
         
         
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10 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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12 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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5 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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12 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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3 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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10 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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12 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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5 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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No chord
    
Standard guitar tuning:
E
A
D
G
B
E
No capo

Verses

G C D G

Chorus

G C G D G C G D G

Intro

Verse 1

GWell you can talk about your lovers and your back door pimps CYou can talk about your hollywood fags Dif you want to know the baddest motherfucker in the world Dthen i'm the greatest lover aGlive

Verse 2

GJackie Onassis was a snuff queen for me Cbefore she ever got rich Dand it would take the average man a day and a half Djust to satisfy that bGitch

Verse 3

Gwhy the queen of england, gave me the key Cto the whole damn country of France Dand it only took me Dfifteen minutes Dto get in to her pGants

Verse 4

Gwell i fucked them all, from coast to coast Ccause honey, that's my bag Din fact, i'm the only Dguy in the world Dthat can make linda lovelace Ggag

Chorus

Gdo do do do, do do do do do Cduh do do duh Gdo duh do do do do Ddo do do do do, Gdo do do do do Cduh Gdo do duh do Dduh do Gdo do do do Now it ain't that my dick is so god damn big it's just that i know how to use it and i never let no nickel dime whore ever get the chance to abuse it they can suck it for hours and hours on end but i'll still be in control and i won't come until i want to come cause that's my jelly roll now there ain't no woman that's no match for me i've had them try to wear me down i've fucked them barmaids and bank clerks i even fucked a circus clown teachers and lawyers, doctors and more them fat women sure are greeeat i'll tell you i'm the only motherfucker in the world that can make linda lovelace gag

Interlude

well ol' harry reams fell apart at the seams when he saw me fuck that whore she sucked my dick and swallowed my nuts and i still hollared for more she sucked my asshole, she sucked my toes she's the suckingest bitch around well i made her call up two more cunts and man that ain't no jive she don't give me no shit, about being no big time lover or some movie star with a jag cause you ain't shit, if you can't get linda lovelace to gag and don't talk about being no full time lover cause mister that's my bag i'm the only mother fucker in the damn world that can make linda lovelace gag

Chorus

solo to fade out

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