David Alan Coe - I Made Linda Lovelace Gag Chords

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Verses

Chorus

Intro

Verse 1

Well you can talk about your lovers and your back door pimps

You can talk about your hollywood fags

if you want to know the baddest motherfucker in the world

then i'm the greatest lover alive

Verse 2

Jackie Onassis was a snuff queen for me

before she ever got rich

and it would take the average man a day and a half

just to satisfy that bitch

Verse 3

why the queen of england, gave me the key

to the whole damn country of France

and it only took me fifteen minutes

to get in to her pants

Verse 4

well i fucked them all, from coast to coast

cause honey, that's my bag

in fact, i'm the only guy in the world

that can make linda lovelace gag

Chorus

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Now it ain't that my dick is so god damn big

it's just that i know how to use it

and i never let no nickel dime whore

ever get the chance to abuse it

they can suck it for hours and hours on end

but i'll still be in control

and i won't come until i want to come

cause that's my jelly roll

now there ain't no woman that's no match for me

i've had them try to wear me down

i've fucked them barmaids and bank clerks

i even fucked a circus clown

teachers and lawyers, doctors and more

them fat women sure are greeeat

i'll tell you i'm the only motherfucker in the world

that can make linda lovelace gag

Interlude

well ol' harry reams fell apart at the seams

when he saw me fuck that whore

she sucked my dick and swallowed my nuts

and i still hollared for more

she sucked my asshole, she sucked my toes

she's the suckingest bitch around

well i made her call up two more cunts

and man that ain't no jive

she don't give me no shit, about being no big time lover

or some movie star with a jag

cause you ain't shit, if you can't get

linda lovelace to gag

and don't talk about being no full time lover

cause mister that's my bag

i'm the only mother fucker in the damn world

that can make linda lovelace gag

Chorus

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