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One Saturday I took a walk to Zipperhead

I met a girl there and she she almost knocked me dead

(Punk rock girl) Please look at me

(Punk rock girl) What do you see?

Let's travel round the world just you and me punk rock girl

I tapped her on the shoulder and said do you have a beau?

She looked at me and smiled and said she did not know

(Punk rock girl) Give me a chance

(Punk rock girl) Let's go slamdance

We'll dress like Minnie Pearl just you and me punk rock girl

We went to the Philly Pizza Company and ordered some hot tea

The waitress said "Well no we only have it iced"

So we jumped up on the table and shouted "anarchy"

And someone played a Beach Boys song on the jukebox

It was "California Dreamin" so we started screamin'

"On such a winter's day"

She took me to her parents for a Sunday meal

Her father took one look at me and he began to squeal

(Punk rock girl) It makes no sense

(Punk rock girl) Your dad is the Vice President

Rich as the Duke of Earl yeah, you're for me punk rock girl


We went to a shopping mall and laughed at all the shoppers

And security guards trailed us to a record shop

We asked for Mojo Nixon they said "He don't work here"

We said "If you don't got Mojo Nixon then your store could use some fixin"

We got into her car away we started rollin'

I said "How much you pay for this?" she said "Nothing man, it's stolen"

(Punk rock girl) You look so wild

(Punk rock girl) Let's have a child

We'll name her Minnie Pearl

Just you and me eating fudge banana swirl

Just you and me we'll travel round the world

Just you and me punk rock girl