Hail To The Geek Chords

Capo 2nd fret

Standard (EADGBE)

AI got a spiderman Et-shirt

DI got Converse that are rotting off my Afeet

AI got a bad mustache

a reoccurring Erash

and not a lot of cash

I spend it on my Dstash

Man it's good to be a Ageek

AWell it's good to be a geek

It's good to be a Ecreep

It's good to draw my Dpictures

that no one will ever Asee.

AIt's good to be a geek

It's good to be uEnknown

It's good I'm never Dwaiting

right beside the tAelephone

Cuz no one ever...

I play dungeons and dragons

I got a 13th level halfling fighter thief

got seven hit die on my backstab

sometimes you know it's good to be a geek.

It's good to be a geek

It's good to play the freak

It's good to comb my mullet once every other week

As far as I can see

It's good to play the Wii

Then stay up painting miniatures til 2 or 3

Cuz no one ever...

Chorus

BSomeday I'll Elearn to Aplay Dguitar

BStart up a baEnd and beA a stDar

BAnd when you Ewind up pAumpinDg gas

BJust fill 'erE up and kAiss my Da$$...G

I'm addicted to Star Trek

I'm a Klingon speaking federation freak

I find I'm more inclined

to spend the bulk of my time

on the starship enterprise

than talking to girls I meet

it's good to have a plan

it's good to be the man

it's good to download p0rn0 from a website in Japan

cuz no one ever...

Chorus

Someday I'll learn to play guitar

Start up a band and be a star

And when you wind up pumping gas

Just fill 'er up and kiss my a$$...

Play Chorus:

Ninth grade is when I got the swirlie

tenth grade is when I got the indian burn

four years of continuous wedgies

wore nine pairs of briefs so they could all get a turn

someday I'll buy a fancy condo

someday I'll drive a car that's more than your house

someday you'll kiss my a$$

It's good to make some noise

it's good to scream outloud

it's good to feel immortal

like your last name is McCloud

it's good to be a geek

its good to be unseen

its good to watch the Wrath of Khan on a plasma screen

it's good to be a geek

it's good to be the man

it's good to download p0rn0 from a website in Japan

It's good to be a geek

It's good to be unknown

It's good I'm never waiting

right beside the telephone

Cuz no one ever...

I got a bad mustache

a reoccurring rash

and not a lot of cash

I spend it on my stash

Man it's good to be a geek

You know I don't intend

To look like Boba Fett

I got my Holland set

Although it makes me sweat

Man it's good to be a geek!