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His mother was his brother and

His sister was his cousin and

Their family tree don't fork

'Cause there was a lotta' lovin'

He had a bad case of elephantiasis

Even though he sat across the room

His nuts were still beside us

He couldn't climb a ladder

His sack was in the way

His buddy grabbed his nut sack

and then he ran away

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Inbred Jed had a swolen sack

Whenever he stood up, it nearly broke his back

Inbred Jed had a swolen sack

Whenever he stood up, it nearly broke his back

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? 1996 Dementia Cookie Box