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Intro x2

Verse 1

 mom and dad left for the weekend

 they asked me to watch mans bestfriend

 so I said sure I didn't have shit to do

 their house is sweet and they got liquar too

as soon as they left I started to drink

drank until I puked in the sink

and when I woke up there was something on the rug

and I'm pretty sure it weren't left by the pug

Chorus

 the dogs gonna take the blame for this one

 'cause mom and dad can't know what I've done

 if they find out I shit on the floor

 they ain't gonna let me drink no more

Verse 2

last time I got drunk on the town

my girl caught me messing around

and I tried to say it wasn't me that she saw

I tried my best to blame it on the dog

but she didn't believe my story

said theres something fucking wrong with me

the dog didn't work for me that time

but this time the dogs gonna work just fine

Chorus

Chorus

end.