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b -0- -3- -0- -1- -1- -0-

g -1- -2- -2- -0- -2- -0-

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 Intro

Verse 1

 my spanish teachers mrs.mengual shes sixty and looks like hell

 my spanish teacher might be insane but I don't know whats normal in spain

I'm not saying I don't like class it'll probably be the only one I pass

but thats not because my answers are right its because I'm in her dreams at night

Chorus

mrs.mengual you could have me if it didn't look like you were sixty

mrs.mengual your class is fun but you won't have me without a gun

Verse 2

this isn't just a fantasy I really think shes in love with me

and I really wish that she was hot but even old guys know that shes not

the fact is that shes kind of gross even for sixty uglier than most

but I don't mind her advances are okay as long as i get my A

Chorus x2

this is just the rythm guitar, The Ill Skid plays a lead that I haven't figured out yet.