Standard (EADGBE)

e -x- -x- -x- -x- -0- -x- -0-

b -x- -x- -x- -x- -0- -x- -0-

g -9- -x- -6- -x- -1- -4- -2-

d -9- -6- -6- -7- -2- -4- -2-

a -7- -6- -4- -7- -2- -2- -0-

E -0- -4- -0- -5- -0- -0- -0-

Each chord= one measure of 3/4 time

Intro eeba

Verse 1

kind of tired at five to five on a friday I stumbled into the bar

when a pretty young girl with a pretty young face yelled I love Derogatory Remarks

now I knew that she was taken and I shouldn't even try

but sometimes the sober conscious just can't beat the drunken mind

and she said

Chorus

that her boyfriend well he works on fridays

and he doesn't get off till nine

so we could meet up at happy hour

go to my place with some pot and cheap wine

and we could hang--with some pot and cheap wine

ya we could hang--with some pot and cheap wine

Verse 2

grabbed our jackets went to mobil bought two blunts and a box of white zinfindale

went to the frat house bought a dime bag got ripped off by her boyfriends best friend

got to my place by 6:30 guess theres a such thing as a cheap date

played cup got drunk smoked a blunt then fucked back at the bar by eight

Chorus

Break x4

Chorus

thats it.