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Verse 1

I want you to go and buy my album

and you should wear my t-shirt

put my poster on your bedroom wall

sit front row at my next concert

and I want you to join my fan-club

memorize the lyrics to all my songs

write them on the covers of your notebooks

request my videos and sing along

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but everytime I turn on my radio

all I ever hear are songs that blow

all these shitty bands are making it big

and I can't even get one little gig

Verse 2

I want to scream out are you ready to rock

I want to wake up with burning on my cock

from fucking groupies after shows backstage

all of whom were ugly and prob'ly underage

I want to write songs about all the girls I've fucked

but that would only be three songs so my albums prob'ly gonna

suck suck suck ya my albums gonna

suck suck suck ya my albums gonna

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