Standard (EADGBE)
Intro
x2
(Verse 1)
The Getaway Grandmother's Club is takin' a trip (to Branson)
Never been there before but they seen Youtube clips (World wide web)
My uncle Jerry says they're taking a bus (Greyhound)
But they'll be taking some shrooms so they ain't taking us
(Chorus)
They'll be shroomin in Branson
Taking a trip through the Galaxy
But it's not for you and me
It's for the grandmas
(Verse 2)
The Getaway Grandmother's Club is renting a suite (Red Roof)
Don't need no breakfast buffets, they got mushrooms to eat (Caps and Stems)
Their pupils get wide while they're playing them slots (Mind melt)
And they won't call it a night until 7pm
(Chorus) x2
They'll be shroomin in Branson
Taking a trip through the Galaxy
But it's not for you and me
It's for the grandmas
(Refrain)
All the lights be dancing' (When your shroomin' in Branson) x3
And the toads
Toads
woah
(Chorus) x2, up an octave
They'll be shroomin in Branson
Taking a trip through the Galaxy
But it's not for you and me
It's for
the grandmas
I heard they bought the shrooms from my cousin Keith