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 CHORUS Grandma got run over by a reindeer

  walking home from our house Christmas Eve

  You can say there’s no such thing as Santa

  but as for me and grandpa we believe

  She'd been drinking too much egg nog

  and we warned her not to go

  but she forgot her medication

  and she wandered out the door into the snow

  When we found her Christmas morning

  at the scene of the attack

  there were hoof prints on her forehead

  and incriminating claw marks on her back

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It's not Christmas without grandma

all the family’s dressed in black

and we just cant help but wonder

should we open up her gifts or send them back !

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Now were all so proud of grandpa

he's been taking this so well

see him in there watching football

drinking beer and playing cards with cousin Mel

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Now the goose is on the table

and the pudding made of fig

and the blue and silver candles

that would just have matched the hair in grandmas wig

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I've warned all my friends and neighbors

better watch out for your selves

they should never give a license

to a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves !

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