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clutching the phone till my hands were sore

i never understood pain before, christopher

you cannot know what it does to me

hearing you speak with this frequency

i never knew what one voice could do

i was in heaven the moment i heard you

my friends go out drinking and having fun -

i stay in bed with my headphones on

shot down with arrows from waves above

christopher lydon renounced my love

it took so long to get through to you

i never understood sorrow, and now i do

i finally got past your moniter,

and you broke my heart in two, chrisopher

christopher, i am your listener, christopher,

i've never felt love like this before, christopher,

christopher, now and forevermore, chrisopher

i'll never stop saying christopher, christopher

finally i knew what i had to do

christopher i had to make the connection with you

i dont care if you're old and inconpitent

i will be yours til the bitter end........

so during a show about joan of arc

i got through - i said: "christopher lydon, you've stolen my heart"

when i asked if you felt the same way for me

you cut me off like a guillotine

drawn like a bull to a matador-

i just see visions of chrisopher

shot down by arrows from waves above

christopher lydon renounced my love

christopher, i was your prisoner, christopher,

i hope you're happy now chistopher

thank you for everything but i'm not listening anymore nor do i plan to contribute to NPR

christopher...beautiful christopher...I'm the girl you've been waiting for...