Capo 1st fret

Standard (EADGBE)

x2

We were living here in alantown

And its driving all our lives to the ground

When we woke up we were wasted and drunk

Phil got shot we were beaten by a monk

Well I was happy and my life was good

Getting married like a dentist should

Roasting marshmallows on a stick

I got fucked in the ass by a girl with a dick

But we’re living here in Alantown

And they’re taking teddy’s fingers now

And im pretty sure im gonna lose my shit

And shoot alan in the face

Then shoot myself