More Bad Times Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Chorus

 YGou twisted your anDkle, I carCried you C

 YGou got a divoDrce, so I marCried you C

 YGou fell off a clDiff, so I burCied you C

 IG wish there were more baDd times to seeC you through C

 YGou never goCt rabies

 YDou never gaineGd weight

 YGou never camCe home with aD scarD

 YGou never dranCk posion, youD watched what you Gate

 YGou never sCo much as put aD scratch on my Dcar

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You never got measles, you never got gout

You never suggested charades

You never got dizzy, you never fell out

You never picked up any live handgrenades

Bridge

 SGo many thCings did go wroGng, but the listD is not

 lGong enough-noCt enough

 bGad things to fiDll up a sonGg

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You never lost contacts, you never leaked oil

You never fell to sticks and stones

You never drank cleanser, you never ate foil

You never chocked on an big chicken bones