Standard (EADGBE)

Life is hard

And so am I

You'd better give me something

So I don't die

Novocaine for the soul

Before i sputter out

Before i sputter out

Life is white

And i am black

Jesus and his lawyer

Are coming back

Oh my darling

Will you be here

Before i sputter out

Guess whose living here

With the great undead

This paint-by-numbers life

Is fucking with my head

Once again

Life is good

And i feel great

'cause mother says i was

A great mistake

Novocaine for the soul

You'd better give me something

To fill the hole

Before i sputter out