Standard (EADGBE)

Verse i

The first time I went down to the Emergency Ward

I saw her there administering plasma and gauze.

While filling out multiple insurance forms

I feel directly in love watching her dance in her pretty pink scrubs

I was entranced with the little nurse down in the Emergency Ward

Verse ii

The next time I went down to the Emergency Ward

I put my hand on ice after a fight with a chopping board

I asked someone if she could help me out

But they told me she was busy with a case of hyperactive gout

So, they sewed it back on and I used it later on the same night

Bridge

She's the Nurse that I love(spoken: Yes you are)

Dirty dreams, dirty schemes(spoken:The things i'd do to get close to you)

She's the nurse that I love

Though it was a little extreme(Spoken: Why i'd throw myself down a flight of stairs)

I think I bleed a little too much this time. I'm in love, I think i'm in trouble now

(Spoken: Just to be able to wake up and smell your hairs. I would walk into an industrialized fan)

I don't think she can make it right this time

(spoken: Just to have you lovingly change my bedpan)

Solo

Verse iii

Well the last time I went down to the Emergency Ward

I can hardly breath, I might have gone a little too far

But she came to me to give me C.P.R.

And when our lips met, my heart exploded

It was probably the crystal meth

but I finally got a kiss and I could embrace death

and die happily ever after.... yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah