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Intro

Am x 4

Raised to be a lady by the golden rule,

Alice was the spawn of a public school.

With a double barrel name.. in the back of her brain,

And a simple case of mummy-doesnt-love-me blues.

Verse 2

Reality it seems.. was just a dream,

She couldnt get it on.. with the boys on the scene.

But what do you expect from a chick whose just sixteen,

And hey hey hey (hey hey hey)... you know what I mean.

Chorus 1

strum chords once in all chorus)

All the young girls love Alice,

Tender young Alice they say.

Come over and see me, come over and please me,

Alice it's my turn today.

All the young girls love Alice,

Tender young Alice they say.

If I give you my number.. will you promise to call me?

Wait till my husbands away. (Am x 4)

Verse 3

Poor little darling.. with a chip out of her heart,

It's like acting in a movie.. When you've got the wrong part.

Getting your kicks, in another girls bed,

And it was only last Tuesday...Oh..they found you in the subway dead.

Verse 4

And who could you call your friends down in Soho?

One or two, middle aged dykes in a Go-Go?

And what do you expect from a sixteen year old yo-yo?

And hey hey hey (hey hey hey}...oh don't you know.

Chorus

All the young girls love Alice,

Tender yound Alice they'd say.

Come over and see me, come over and please me,

Alice it's my turn today.

All the young girls love Alice,

Tender young Alice they'd say.

If I give you my number will you promise to call me?

Wait till my husbands away.

Outro

Am and fade