Gods Comic Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Em B7 Em B7 Em G Am A♯ B

EmI wish you'd kB7nown me when EmI was aB7live

GI was a funny CfellDow

Am7The crowd would B7hoot and Choller for B7more

Am7I wore a B7drunks red Cnose for appB7lause

G Oh yes I was a Ccomical Dpriest With a

Gjoke for the flock and a Chand up you Dfleece

EmDrooling the B7drink and the lipEmstick and Dgrease paint

G Down the cardboard frontC of my Ddirty dog Ccollar

Chorus

G B7 now im dead Emnow im dead B7now im dead Emnow im deadD

And im Ggoing on to meetC my rewardD

I was scaredEm I was scaredB7 I was scaredEm I was scared D

G He might neCver Dheard Gods CComic G B7

So there he was on a water bed

drinking a cola of a mystery brand

reading an airport novellette

listeing to andrew loydd webbers requiem

He said before it had really begun

I prefer the one about my son

ive been wading through all this unbielevable junk

and wondering if i should have given it all to the monkeys.

Oops bridge

CIm goind to Dtake a little trip

Cdown paraDdises endless shores

Gthe say that travel braodens the mind

till you cant get you B7head out of doorsE

Im sitting here on the top of the world

I hang around in the longest night

Until each beast has gone to bead

and then i say god bless and turn out the light

While you lie in the dark afraid to breathe

and you beg and you promise and you bargain and you plead

sometimes you confuse me with santa claus

its the big white beard i suppose

im going up to the pole where you folks die of cold

i might be gone for a while if you need me