Standard (EADGBE)

There's a smart young woman on a light blue screen

That comes into my room every night

And she takes all the red, yellow, orange and green

And she turns them into black and white.

*chorus*

And you tease

And you flirt

And you shine all the buttons on your green shirt

You can please yourself, but somebody's going to get it

Better cut off all identifying labels

Before they get you on the touture table

*same as first verse*

Cause somewhere in the quisling clinic

There's a short time typist taking seconds over minutes

She's listening into the Venus line

She's picking out names, I hope none of them are mine

And you tease

And you flirt

And you shine all the buttons on your green shirt

You can tease yourself, but somebody's going to get it

Never said I was a stool pigeon

Never said I was a diplomat

Everybody is under suspicion but

You don't want to hear about that

And you tease

And you flirt

And you shine all the buttons on your green shirt

You can please yourself, but somebody's going to get it

Better send the naked ledger to the big investigation

Who put these finger prints on my imagination

There are wives on poles

There are wives in your face

There are wives in holes

Coming out all over the place

And you tease

And you flirt

And you shine all the buttons on your green shirt

You can please yourself, but somebody's going to get it