How To Be Dumb Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

GI was hell-bent on destroying my powers of concentration

WhDile you were living like a saint

GAnd all the time the very one you trusted

Was waEmshing off somebody else's pBmaint

GNow you've got yourself a brand new occupation

EvDery fleeting thought is a pearl

And beauGtiful people stampede through the doorway of

The fuEmnniest fucker of the wBmorld

FThey're here to help you

DmSatisfy your deBmsire

There's a bright futureC for all you professional liGars

Now you know hCow to be dDumb

Are you reGady to take your plCace in

The mG/Bodern museum Dof mistakes?

GDon't you know hCow to be dDumb?

Like a buiGlding thrown up oveCrnight

In G/Bone of those revDerse earthquakes

GThey emptied out all the asylums,

DThey emptied out all the goals

GThe "New Bruise" was the name of the dance craze

By "JEmesus Cross and the Cruel NBmails"

GFollowed up by "Tortouzring Little Beaver"

WDith their contraption of barbed wire

GBetween the fear and the fever lies

EmAll the rejection they reBmquire

FThey'll be howling by midnight,

DmThey'll be drooling by dBmawn

Skulls shrunk down to the size of their brCains

Heads shaven and shGorn

Now you know hCow to be dDumb

Are you reGady to take your plCace in

The mG/Bodern museum Dof mistakes?

GDon't you know hCow to be dDumb?

Like a buiGlding thrown up oveCrnight

In G/Bone of those revDerse earthquakes

TrEmapped in the house of the Perpetual Sucker

Where bittCerness always ends so piDtyful

EmYou always had to dress up your envy in

SCome half-remembered philDosophy

NGow you're masquerading as pale powdered genius

Whose eDvery bad intention has been purged

GYou could've walked out any time you wanted

But fEmace it you didn't have the coBmurage

GI guess that makes you a full time hypocrite

Or sDome kind of twisted dilletante

FuGnny though people don't usually get so ugly

'Til they tEmhink they know what they wBmant

FScratch you own head stupid

DmCount up to three

BmRoll over on your bCack

Repeat after Gme

Don't you know hCow to be dDumb

Are you reGady to take your plCace in

The mG/Bodern museum Dof mistakes?

GDon't you know hCow to be dDumb?

Like a buiGlding thrown up oveCrnight

In G/Bone of those revDerse earthquakes

GDon't you know hCow to be dDumb?

GDon't you know hCow to be dDumb?

GDon't you know hCow to be dDumb?

GDon't you know hCow to be dDumb?

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