Two Little Hitlers Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

WAhy are we racing toE be so old?

IA'm up late pacing the floor I wEon't be told

YAou have your reservations I'Em bought and soDld

ID'll face the music I'll face the facts

EEven when we walk in polka dots and chequer slacks

BAowing and squawking RuEnning after titbits

BAobbing and squinting JuE7st like a nitwit

(CHORUS)

TDwo little Hitlers will fight it out until

OEne little Hitler does the other one's wiAll

ID will Ereturn I wDill not buErn

Down in the basement

IA need my head examined I Eneed my eyes excited

IA'd like to join the party BuE7t I was not invited

YAou make a member of me I'E7ll be delighted

ID wouldn't cry for lost souls, you might drown

DEirty words for dirty minds Written in a toilet town

DAial me a Valentine ShE7e's a smooth operator

IAt's all so calculated ShE7e's got a calculator

SAhe's my soft touch typewriter AnE7d I'm the great dictator

(Chorus)

AA simple game of self-respect

YEou flick a switch and the woArld goes off

NEobody jumps as you expeAct

IE would have thought you would have haF♯md enough by nowE

YAou call selective dating FoE7r some effective mating

IA thought I'd let you down, dear BuE7t you were just deflating

IA knew right from the start WeE7'd end up hating

PDictures of the merchandise Plastered on the wall

WEe can look so long as we don't have to talk at all

YAou say you'll never know him HeE7's an unnatural man

HAe doesn't want your pleasure HeA wants as no one can

HAe wants to know the names of AlE7l those he's better than

(Chorus)

ID will reEturn

ID will not Eburn . . . . .