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Intro

Ooww Ladies and gentlemen

The moment you’ve all

been waiting for

In this corner

weighing 175 pounds

with a record of 17 rapes

400 assaults and 4 murders

the undisputed most diabolic

villain in the world

Slim Shady

Chorus

Eminem

So crack a bottle

let your body waddle

Don’t act like a snobby

model you just

hit the lotto

O-oh o-oh bitches

hopping in my Tahoe

Got one riding shotgun

and no not one

of them got gloves

Now where’s the rubbers?

Whose got the rubbers?

I noticed there’s

so many of them

and there’s really

not that many of us

Ladies love us and my

posse’s kicking up

dust It’s on till

the break of dawn

and we’re starting

this party from dusk

Post Chorus 1:

(hold)

Ok let’s go

Verse 1

Eminem

Back when Andre the

giant mister elephant tusk

Fix your must, you’ll just

be another one bit the dust

Just one up my mothers son

who got thrown under the bus

Kiss my butt. Lick from

under cheese from under my nuts

It disgusts me to see the

game the way that it looks

Its a must I redeem my

name and haters get mushed

Bitches lust. Man they love

me when I lay in the cut

Fist the cut. The lady give

her eighty some paper cut

Now picture us. Its ridiculous

you curse at the thought

Cuz when I spit the verse the shit

gets worse then worcestershire sauce

If I could fit the words as

picture perfect works every time

Every verse, every line

as simple as nursery rhymes

Its elementary. The elephants

have entered the room

I venture to say with the

center of attention its true

Not to mention back with a

vengeance so here’s the signal

Of the bat symbol The platinum

trio’s back on you hoes

(Repeat Chorus)

Post chorus 2:

(hold)

Ladies and

gentlemen Dr. Dre

Verse 2

They see that low rider go

by there,like Oh my!

You ain’t got to tell me why

you’re sick cuz I know why

I dip through in that six

trey like sick em Dre

I’m an itch that they cant

scratch, they’re sick of me

But hey, what else

can I say? I love LA

Cuz over and above all

its just another day

And this one begins where

the last one ends

Pick up where we left off

and get smashed again

I’ll be dammed, just fucked

around and crashed my Benz

Driving around with

a smashed front end

Lets cash that one in

Grab another one

from out the stable

The Monte Carlo El

Camino or the El Dorado

The hell if I know

Do I want leather

seats or vinyl?

Decisions, decision

Garage looks like

precision collision

Or maico beats

quake like Waco

Just keep the

bass low speakers

away from your

face though

(Repeat Chorus)

Post Chorus 3:

(hold)

And I take

great pleasure

in introducing: 50 Cent

Verse 3

It’s bottle after bottle

The money ain’t a thang

when you party with me

Its what we into its simple

We ball out of control

like you wouldn’t believe

I’m the napalm the bomb

the don i’m King Kong

Get rolled on wrapped

up and reigned on

I’m so calm through

Vietnam ring the alarm

Bring the shaun dawn burn

marajauan do what you

want Nigga on and on

till the break of what

Get the paper man i’m

caking you know i

don’t give a fuck

I spend it like

it don’t mean nothing

Blow it like its

supposed to be blown

Motherfucker i’m grown

I stunt i style i

flash the shit

I gets what the fuck

i want so what I trick

Fat ass burgundy bags classy

shit Jimmy Cho shoes

I say move a bitch move

(Repeat Chorus)