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Intro
Ooww Ladies and gentlemen
The moment youve all
been waiting for
In this corner
weighing 175 pounds
with a record of 17 rapes
400 assaults and 4 murders
the undisputed most diabolic
villain in the world
Slim Shady
Chorus
Eminem
So crack a bottle
let your body waddle
Dont act like a snobby
model you just
hit the lotto
O-oh o-oh bitches
hopping in my Tahoe
Got one riding shotgun
and no not one
of them got gloves
Now wheres the rubbers?
Whose got the rubbers?
I noticed theres
so many of them
and theres really
not that many of us
Ladies love us and my
posses kicking up
dust Its on till
the break of dawn
and were starting
this party from dusk
Post Chorus 1:
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Ok lets go
Verse 1
Eminem
Back when Andre the
giant mister elephant tusk
Fix your must, youll just
be another one bit the dust
Just one up my mothers son
who got thrown under the bus
Kiss my butt. Lick from
under cheese from under my nuts
It disgusts me to see the
game the way that it looks
Its a must I redeem my
name and haters get mushed
Bitches lust. Man they love
me when I lay in the cut
Fist the cut. The lady give
her eighty some paper cut
Now picture us. Its ridiculous
you curse at the thought
Cuz when I spit the verse the shit
gets worse then worcestershire sauce
If I could fit the words as
picture perfect works every time
Every verse, every line
as simple as nursery rhymes
Its elementary. The elephants
have entered the room
I venture to say with the
center of attention its true
Not to mention back with a
vengeance so heres the signal
Of the bat symbol The platinum
trios back on you hoes
(Repeat Chorus)
Post chorus 2:
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Ladies and
gentlemen Dr. Dre
Verse 2
They see that low rider go
by there,like Oh my!
You aint got to tell me why
youre sick cuz I know why
I dip through in that six
trey like sick em Dre
Im an itch that they cant
scratch, theyre sick of me
But hey, what else
can I say? I love LA
Cuz over and above all
its just another day
And this one begins where
the last one ends
Pick up where we left off
and get smashed again
Ill be dammed, just fucked
around and crashed my Benz
Driving around with
a smashed front end
Lets cash that one in
Grab another one
from out the stable
The Monte Carlo El
Camino or the El Dorado
The hell if I know
Do I want leather
seats or vinyl?
Decisions, decision
Garage looks like
precision collision
Or maico beats
quake like Waco
Just keep the
bass low speakers
away from your
face though
(Repeat Chorus)
Post Chorus 3:
(hold)
And I take
great pleasure
in introducing: 50 Cent
Verse 3
Its bottle after bottle
The money aint a thang
when you party with me
Its what we into its simple
We ball out of control
like you wouldnt believe
Im the napalm the bomb
the don im King Kong
Get rolled on wrapped
up and reigned on
Im so calm through
Vietnam ring the alarm
Bring the shaun dawn burn
marajauan do what you
want Nigga on and on
till the break of what
Get the paper man im
caking you know i
dont give a fuck
I spend it like
it dont mean nothing
Blow it like its
supposed to be blown
Motherfucker im grown
I stunt i style i
flash the shit
I gets what the fuck
i want so what I trick
Fat ass burgundy bags classy
shit Jimmy Cho shoes
I say move a bitch move
(Repeat Chorus)