Standard (EADGBE)

(Eric Idle:

"It's dedicated to the FCC and if they broadcast it,

It will cost a quarter of a million dollars!")

Intro

(Spoken):

Here's a little number I wrote the other day,

While out duck hunting with a judge...

Verse 1

Fuck you very much The F.C.C,

Fuck you very much for fining me;

Five thousand bucks a fuck, so I'm really out of luck;

That's more than Heidi Fleiss was charging me.

Verse 2

Fuck you very much The F.C.C,

For proving that free speech just isn't free.

Clear Channel's a dear channel, so Howard Stern must go;

At-torney General Ashcroft, doesn't like strong words and so;

He's charging twice as much, as all the drugs for Rush Limbaugh;

So fuck you all so very much.

Verse 3

So fuck you very much dear Mr. Bush,

For he-roically sitting on your tush.

For Halliburton, Enron, all the compa-nies who fail;

Let's send them a clear signal, and stick Martha straight in jail;

She's an uppity rich bitch, and at least she isn't male;

So fuck you all so very much.

Verse 4

So fuck you dickhead Mr. Cheney too,

Fuck you and fuck everything you do.

Your pacemaker must be a fake; you haven't got a heart;

As far as I'm concerned, you're just a pasty-faced old fart.

And as for Condo-leeza; she's an intellectual tart;

So fuck you all so very much.

So fuck you very much The E.P.A,

For giving all A-laska's oil a-way.

It really is a bummer, when I can't fill my hummer,

The ozone's a nogozone, now that Arnold's here to say;

"The nuclear Winter Games, are going to take place in LA";

So fuck you all so very much.

Coda

So what the planet fails? Let's save the great white males;

So fuck you all so very much.

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