Girl From The Renaissance Faire Chords

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GI know that it maCtters.. but that mean doesn’t mean yGou should care

 I left my wDife and only child for a girl at the RenGaissance Faire

 Her name was RoCwena: she came from CamGelot

 She spoke with the darliDngest English accent...

 or at leGast that’s what I thought

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Her bosoms were heaving..

 her hair smelled like stGeak...

 she poured me bDeer from her lips and I drank and I dGrank

 WeGll, I quit selling soCftware; bought an GRV

 Picked up some caDshews for Rowena

 I drove us from sGea to shining sea

 she did the Ren Faire in PhoCenix

 she did the Ren Faire in jolGiet

 she did the Ren Faire in FredDricksburg

 Fredricksburg isn’t over her Gyet

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Her bosoms were heaving..

 her hair smelled likeG steak...

 she poured me bDeer from her lips and I drank and I dGrank

 SoGme nights she got craCnky

 some nights she got mGean

 some nights she got bDusy behind the snow cone maGchine.

 But I always forCgave her when she came home and cGried.

 No, I never felt dDown on my luck when I woke up with RowGena by my side.

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Her bosoms were heaving..

 her hair smGelled like steak...

 she poured me bDeer from her lips and I drank and I drGank

 one day she went jousCting out in west TenneGssee

 she took a lance to the heDlmet shattered most of her tGeeth

 she lost an eye in a bCar fight lost her leg to gangGrene

 ah but you know RoDwena my love still the darlingest tGhing

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Her bosoms were heaving..

 her hair smGelled like steak...

 she poured me bDeer from her lips and I drank and I drGank

 and it was raining in DoCwney when I asked her to wGed she said

 “what are you crazDy?” and she hopped out of Gbed

 she knocked over the tCable and she hopped to the dGoor

 she said “I don’t sign contrDacts” and left my life foGrevermore

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Her bosoms were heaving..

 her hair Gsmelled like steak...

 she poured me beDer from her lips and I drank and I drGank

 NGow I’m heading for the deCsert gonna burn this GRV

Gtell your mommy that I’d loDved her and stay away from men like mGe

 I would tell youC I was following my heart

 and I’d do anything to mGake you care

 but I gave up everything I Dhad for a girl at the renaissance faGire

--and I’d do it again!

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Her bosoms were heaving..

 her hair smGelled like steak...

 she poured me Dbeer from her lips and I drank and IG drank

 she poured meD beeEEEErG...

So yeah. Good luck with that!