Standard (EADGBE)

A Christmas song? In June? Hell yeah.

For those of you who'd like some lyrics to sing along with.

Chords Used:

Intro

x2

These are your good years.

Don't take my advice.

You never wanted the nice boys anyway...

And I'm of good cheer.

'Cause I've been checking my list,

The gifts you're receiving from me,

Will be...

One awkward silence.

And two hopes.

You cry yourself to sleep,

Staying up, waiting by the phone.

And all I want this year,

Is for you to dedicate your last breathe to me.

Before you bury yourself alive...

Chorus

Don't come home for Christmas.

You're the last thing I wanna see.

Underneath the tree.

Merry Christmas,

I could care less.

(Repeat Intro Chords)

Happy New Years baby.

You owe me,

The best gift I will ever ask for.

Don't call me up, when the snow comes down.

It's the only thing I want this year.

One awkward silence.

And two hopes.

You cry yourself to sleep,

Staying up, waiting by the phone.

And all I want this year,

Is for you to dedicate your last breathe to me.

Before you bury yourself alive...

Don't come home for Christmas.

You're the last thing I wanna see.

Underneath the tree.

Merry Christmas,

I could care less.

Interlude

Final Chorus:

Don't come home for Christmas.

You're the last thing I wanna see.

Underneath the tree.

Merry Christmas,

I could care less. x2