Intro
sirens panned across channels
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Verse 1
Fasten your seat belts for the 7:30 guided tour
Meet Mister Bartholomew
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He will translate for you
Please tell him if you do not understand
Verse 2
You'll get an eyeful when we climb the highest tower in town
Above the mist and fog
We'll let our minds unclog
Please use the handrail when you're coming down
Bridge 1
Put on wooden shoes
Walk away all your blues
Watch the windmills chase the gray clouds away
Instrumental break
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Verse 3
There'll be no cameras taken on this portion of the trip
Best leave them all behind
They confiscated mine
For taking pictures of their paradise
Bridge 2
Now we're crossing the wall
I hear the good times call
Up to the fourth floor
Gonna ride the riverboat home
Verse 4
Hope you have all enjoyed the 7:30 Guided Tour
If you've enjoyed the tip
Please leave a little tip
A token for Bartholomew and me
Coda
(repeat chorus w/wordless vocals to fade)
-- another ace 60's tab from Andrew Rogers