Standard (EADGBE)
A kiss is not a contract, but it's very nice
Mmmmm, very nice
Just because you've been exploring my mouth
Doesn't mean you get to take an expedition further south, no
A kiss is not a contract, but it's very nice
It's very, very nice
Just because we've been playing tonsil hockey
Doesn't mean you get to score the goal that's in my jockeys
Oh just because I'm in a two man novelty band
Doesn't mean it's all about poontang
I can't go round loving everyone
I just wouldn't get anything done
You can take me out to dinner that might be quite nice
you could buy me a burrito and some beans and rice
but that won't get you into pants paradise
They call it a fly because it takes you up to heaven oh oh
A kiss is not a contract, but it's very nice
It's very, very nice
I'm only one man, baby, pretty baby
We're only two men, ladies,
Oh pretty babies