Flight Of The Conchords - Hiphopopotamus Vs Rhymenoceros Chords

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Standard guitar tuning:
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A
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No capo
Am, B, F, E7 - repeated throughout

Verse 1

(Bret)Im the mother-flippin Rhymenoceros, my beats are fat and the birds are on my back and i'm horny (Jermaine)He's horny If you choose to proceed, you will indeed concede, coz if i hit you with my flow the rhino stanmpede i'm not just wild im trained - domesticated i was raised by a rapper and rhino that dated and subsequently procreated thats how it goes heres the hiphopopotamus, the hiphop hippo They call me the hiphopopotamus, my lyrics are bottomless.. SBometimes, my rhymes are polite, like thank you for dinner Mrs Johnson that was very good night sometimes they're obscene like in pornographic R18 dreams about bitches in a stream of ha ha ha! They call me the hiphopopotamus, flows that glow like phospherous, popping of the top of oesophagus, rockin this metropolis i'm not a large water dwelling mammal from africa, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis? Did Steve tell you that per chance? Steve.. MBy rhymes and records they dont get played because my records and rhymes they dont get made and if you rap like me you dont get paid and if you roll like me you dont get laid my rhymes are so potent that in this small segment i made all of the ladies in the area pregnant yeah, sometimes my lyrics are sexist, but you lovely bitches at home should know im to correct this OBther rappers diss me, say my rhymes are sissy why? w-why? Why exactly? Be more constructive with your feedback..please..why? WBha.coz i rap about reality, like me and my grandma drinking a cup of tea There aint no party like my grannys tea party, hey, ho Im the mother flippin x8 This is the album version which is different to their live versions, but still very funny! Please do contact me if you have any comments or complaints about my tabbing so i can them onto my cousin and cut his head open with a trowel and feast on what little goo there inside.

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