Standard (EADGBE)
Intro
Verse 1
(Jemaine):
Looking 'round the room, I can tell that you,
Are the most beautiful girl, in the...room.
(Bret):
In the whole wide room.
Verse 2
(Jemaine):
And when you're on the street, depending on the street,
I bet that you are definitely, in the top three...
Good looking girls on the street.
(Bret):
Depending on the street.
Verse 3
(Jemaine):
And when I saw you at my mate's place,
I thought; what is she doing...
At my mate's place?
How did Dave get, a hottie like that, to a party like this?
Good work, Dave.
(Bret):
Ooh, you're a legend, Dave.
Verse 4
(Jemaine):
I ask Dave if he's gonna make a move on you,
He's not sure, I say; Dave, do you mind if I do?
He says he doesn't mind, but I can tell he kinda minds,
But I'm gonna do it anyway.
I see you standing all a-lone, by the stereo,
I dim the lights down very low, here we go.
Chorus 1
(Jemaine & Bret):
You're so beautiful; you could be a waitress.
You're so beautiful; you could be an air ho-stess in the sixties.
You're so beautiful; you could be a part -time model.
(Jemaine):
And then I seal the deal; I do my moves, I do my dance moves.
Break
(Jemaine & Bret):
It's 12:02, just me and you,
And seven other dudes, around you on the dance floor.
I draw you near; let's get out of here,
Let's get in a cab, I'll buy you a kebab...
Verse 5
I can't be-lieve, that I'm sharing a kebab,
With the most beautiful girl, I have ever seen with a ke-bab.
Ooh...
Why don't we leave? We can go to my house,
And we can feel each other up, on the couch.
Oh no, I don't mind taking it slow, no-o-o-o, ye-ea-ah.
Chorus 2
(Jemaine & Bret):
'Cos you're so beautiful,
(Jemaine):
Like a tree,
Or a high-class prostitute.
(Jemaine & Bret):
You're so beautiful; you could be a part -time model.
Bridge 1
(Jemaine):
But you'd probably still have to keep your normal job.
(Jemaine & Bret):
A part-time model,
(Jemaine):
Spending part of your time modeling,
And part of your time, next to me...
Coda
My place is usually tidier than this.
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