Petrov Yelyena And Me Chords

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PetrAov, Yelyena, and me. Lost, but haBppy, at sea

C A B C

PAetrov and Yelyena said to me "Shouldn't we have something to eat?"

I Asay "There are plDenty of fiEsh in the sFea"

But Call they cBan see... Ais me.

TheAy say, "Any last requests?" Biding my time, I say "YBes.

I wCant to party, juAst we three. LoBst, bCut happy aAt sea."

SoA we drank all night from the keg

I passed out, then awoke with one leg

I said, "Petrov, have you seen my leg?"

He sBaid "No" and he weCnt back to bAed....

But he Blooked suspCiciously wAell fed.

ThAree days lDater they wEere hunFgry again

ThCey said, "BAny last reAquests, my friend?"

I Asaid, "Do you know the Rolling Stones?

Like we were at a rock concert, you know? Ya. Drinking Coca-Cola,

and we got big time? No. Ya, it was a hilarious, hilarious moment in a very bleak bleak

of my life."

SoA we danced all night to the Rolling Stones,

whAen I awoke they were chBewing on bones.

YeClyena was supping blAood from a cup,

thBat's when CI knew soAmething was up.

"PAetrov?"

"What?"

"What is that you're eating?"

"What I am eating?"

"It looks like a meat."

"It's fish."

"But, it has fingers."

"Fish fingers."

"You see, you remember my arm?"

"Ooh, vaguely."

"Well, this morning I wake up and it has been hacked off at the elbow."

"Oh. That's right, you were very drunk last night. You probably lost it...in a game of chance."

"You are probably right."

"Relax, have some...fish."

FoCur months now lost at sea,

myA friends have almost fiBnished me.

NoCw they are using rAecipes....

ToBnight, we are haCving 'Ame goering'

"YAou know the Malaysian dish? With the, umm, meat and noodle, but in this

case, ya? Oh never mind. Silly, silly joke really.

"Bertolt, come have some of this 'you goering' it's delicious."

"How can I, you have eaten all of my leg?!"

*Mocking* "How can I you have eaten all of my leg."

LaCter that night, while they were asleep,

I Aswallowed some arsenic to poBison my meat

I Cwas very ill, but reAvenge is so sweet...

UnBlike the lCast meal my coAmrades would eat.

"YAes, eat it all up, ah! Not so sweet all of a sudden, hmm?"

(For the 'Oooh' part they play A then bring it up to the first fret, then back down)

WhAen I awoke, they were already dead

AlAl that was left of mBe was my head...

NoC, not dead, juAst a head.

LoBst, but haCppy, aAt sea.

LoBst, but loCnely, aAt sea.

LoCst, but sBo lonely...

AtA sea

THE END