Flight Of The Conchords - Too Many Dicks On The Dance Floor Chords

 
7 fr
         
         
         
         
         
1
3
4
2
1
1
         
         
         
         
         
X
2
1
X
3
         
         
         
         
         
X
1
4
4
4
X
         
         
         
         
         
X
1
3
3
3
1
4 fr
         
         
         
         
         
4
3
1
1
1
X
4 fr
         
         
         
         
         
3
2
1
1
1
4

9 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
X
1
3
4
3
11 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
4
3
1
2
1
No chord
    
Standard guitar tuning:
E
A
D
G
B
E
No capo
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--9------|
--8------|
--6------|
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Sipping on Bacardi
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Wanna meet a hottie
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-----7---|
But there's Adam, Steve and Marty
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----9
---10
---11
---11
----9
There's Billy, Todd and Tommy
--7------|
--9------|
--8------|
--6------|
--6------|
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They're on leave from the army
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----7---|
----6---|
----8---|
----6---|
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The only boobs I'll see tonight will be
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-----8---|
-----9---|
-----9---|
-----7---|
made of origami
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----9
---10
---11
---11
----9

B

Tell the fellas, make it understood
-4------|
-4------|
-4------|
-4------|
-6------|
-4------|
It ain't no good if there's too much wood
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-----4-----|
-----3-----|
-----4-----|
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-----4-----|
Make sure you know before you go
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---2----------|
---4----------|
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---4----------|
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The dance floor bro-hoe ratio
----2-------------------4-|
----4-------------------6-|
----4-------------------6-|
----4-------------------6-|
----2-------------------4-|
----2-------------------4-|
Five to one, it's a brodeo
-4------|
-4------|
-4------|
-4------|
-6------|
-4------|
Tell Steve and Mike it's time to go
-----2-----|
-----4-----|
-----3-----|
-----4-----|
-----x-----|
-----4-----|
Wait outside all night to find
---2----------|
---2----------|
---4----------|
---3----------|
---4----------|
---4----------|
Twenty dudes in a conga line
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----4-------------------6-|
----4-------------------6-|
----4-------------------6-|
----2-------------------4-|
----2-------------------4-|
This is only half the song.

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