Standard (EADGBE)

So the wind that blows across your room,

Carried cheap perfume onto your dresser,

It rained for jewelery and for credit cards,

Two tickets to a film I don't remember,

One day you'll kiss your rabbit's nose, pick up the phone,

To find I've been turned over,

You grab that piece of gold,

Only to find that the smell has taken over,

And all the things you had,

They aren't the same

As what you hold

Now I'm standin' in a room,

That's filled with older folks,

They're pleading baby listen,

And I scream as loud as anyone,

But when asked to make a point,

I tend to whisper

Now highways turn to tidal waves,

And they're asking me to export all of your insecurities,

But that wind that blows across your room, it's gonna set the sails,

And send me back to you, ooh,

Chorus

THE MELLOW ONE

Sometimes, when sailors are sailin', they,

Think twice, about where they're anchorin'

And I think, I could make better use,

Of my time on land,

I'll drink less,

Cause Lord knows I could use a,

Warm kiss instead of a cold goodbye

I'm writing the folks back home to tell them,

Hey I'm doing all right

THE BAMF BREAKDOWN / THE KING OF CARROT FLOWERS PT. 3

THE VERSE WHERE HE RECOUNTS A DARK CHILDHOOD MEMORY

It's a shame what your father did,

To your brothers head, he smashed it with the

Telephone

Your mother got scared and locked the door,

You were only four, but Lord, you remember it,

So now you're scared of love

I'm here to tell you love's not some fucking blood on the receiver

Love is speaking in code

It's an inside joke, love is coming home

Chorus

THE NOT MELLOW ONE

Sometimes, when sailors are sailin', they,

Think twice, about where they're anchorin'

And I think, I could make better use,

Of my time on land,

I'll drink less,

Cause Lord knows I could use a,

Warm kiss, Instead of a cold goodbye

I'm writing the folks back home to tell them,

Hey I

THE VERSE WHERE HE'S OVER HER

Yeah I'm doing alright

Yeah I'm doin' just fine

An' if she seems as lonely as me, Let her sink

Yeah I'm doin' alright,

Yeah I'm doin' just fine,

An' if she seems as lonely as me, let her,

Sink, you let her, sink, well let her!

THE SECOND BAMF BREAKDOWN / THE KING OF CARROT FLOWERS PT. 3 AGAIN / OUTRO

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