Standard (EADGBE)

Fashion crisis hits New York

I saw a blind man

He was eating his fork

He said that's what you had

To do to be cool

You eat your cutlery instead of your food

What a hippy diddly crazy world

What a hippy diddly crazy world

Chorus

Well fashion it moves on and on

While the things we've bought

Have been hardly worn

And I still like my old three piece suite

But it's in the shed and I've got no seat

Oh no no

What a hippy diddly crazy world

What a hippy diddly crazy world

They say necklines to the waist

You change your body to keep up with the pace

The rich buy dearest cause they want to be sure

The poor can't afford to be that insecure

What a hippy diddly crazy world

What a hippy diddly crazy world

Chorus

Well fashion it moves on and on

While the things we've bought

Have been hardly worn

And I still like my old three piece suite

But it's in the shed and I've got no seat

Oh no no

(solo played over the same chords as the chorus)

Outro

What a hippy diddly crazy world

What a hippy diddly crazy world

What a hippy diddly crazy world... crazy world