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. ZAPPA

MAYBE YOU THOUGHT I WAS THE PACKARD

GOOSE

OR THE RONALD MCDONALD OF THE

NOUVEAU-ABSTRUSE

WELL FUCK ALL THEM PEOPLE, I DON'T NEED

NO EXCUSE FOR BEING WHAT I AM

DO YOU HEAR ME, THEM?

ALL THEM ROCK 'N' ROLL WRITERS IS THE

WORST KIND OF SLEEZE

SELLING PUNK LIKE SOME NEW KIND OF

ENGLISH DISEASE

IS THAT THEM WAVE OF THE FUTURE

AW, SPARE ME PLEASE

C#m B (CHORD SET 1)

OH NO YOU GOTTA GO

WHO DO YOU WRITE FOR,I WANNA KNOW

I BELIEVE YOU IS THE GOVERNMENT'S

WHORE

AND KEEPING PEOPLES DUMB IS WHERE

YOU'RE COMING FROM

(TWICE)

FUCK ALL THEM WRITER WITH THE PEN IN

THEIR HAND

I WILL BE MORE SPECIFIC SO THEY MIGHT

UNDERSTAND

THEY CAN ALL KISS MY ASS

BUT BECAUSE IT'S SO GRAND

THEY BEST JUST STAY AWAY, HEY, HEY,

HEY.

(CHORD SET 1)

HEY JOE WHO DID YOU BLOW?

MOE PUSHED THE BUTTON BOY

AND YOU WENT TO THE SHOW

BETTER SUCK A LITTLE HARDER OR THE

SHEKELS WONT FLOW

AND I DON'T MEAN YOU THUMB

SO ON YOUR KNEES YOU BUM

JUST TELL YOURSELF IT'S YUM

AND SUCK IT TILL ITS NUMB

JOURNALISM'S KINDA SCARY

AND OF IT WE SHOULD BE WARY

WONDER WHAT BECAME OF MARY?

etc. . .

HI! IT'S ME. THE GIRL FROM THE BUS

REMEMBER THE LAST TOUR, WELL

INFORMATION IS NOT KNOWLEDGE

WISDOM IS NOT TRUTH

TRUTH IS NOT BEAUTY

BEAUTY IS NOT LOVE

LOVE IS NOT MUSIC

MUSIC IS THE BEST

WISDOM IS THE DOMAIN OF THE WIZ

WHICH IS EXTINCT

BEAUTY IS A FRENCH PHONETIC

CORRUPTION

OF A SHORT CLOTH NECK ORNAMENT

CURRENTLY IN RESURGENCE

IF YOUR IN THE AUDIENCE AND LIKE WHAT

WE DO

WELL WE WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT WE

LIKE YOU ALL TOO

BUT AS FOR THE SUCKER WHO WILL WRITE

THE REVIEW

etc, etc...

IF HIS MIND IS PREHENSILE

HE'LL PUT DOWN HIS PENCIL

AND HAVE HIMSELF A SQUAT

ON THE COSMIC UTENSIL

GIVE IT ALL YOU GOT

ON THE COSMIC UTENSIL

SIT AND SPIN UNTIL YOU ROT

ON THE COMIC UTENSIL

HE REALLY NEEDS TO SQUAT

ON THE COSMIC UTENSIL

NOW THAT I GOT THAT OVER WITH

ILL JUST PLAY MY IMAGINARY GUITAR

AGAIN