Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Hey, everybody get out of the street now.

I hear the roar of an X-K-E now.

Sloppy sweater and pony tail,

And the cop on the corner is turnin' pale..

Whoo! It's Abigail Beecher, our history teacher.

All the kids are just crazy about her.

Central High would be a drag without her.

She knows her history from A to Z,

she digs the Monkey and the Watusi..

Whoo! It's Abigail Beecher, our history teacher.

Whoo! (INTERLUDE:)

We're out in the hall and changin' class..es,

she plays guitar, wears blue sun-glass..es.

She's prim and proper and a real swinger,

She's gonna be a rock-and-roll singer.

Whoo! It's Abigail Beecher, our history teacher.

Whoo! (INTERLUDE:)

History class is getting' bigger and big...ger.

They come from miles cause they really dig her.

The P.T.A. was real sore,

when she walked in with a red surf board.

Whoo! It's Abigail Beecher, our history teacher.

Outro

Whoo!...C'mon, girl...Aw, you're too much!

Whoo! C'mon, girl..Whoo!

A sixties smash from Kraziekhat.