Dirty Old Man Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

E/ / / E7/ / / A/ . G/ E/

Verse 1

chorus echoes each line except as noted):

HEangin' out by the scAhoolyard gEate

LEookin' up every drAess I cEan

SAuckin' wind through my upper plate

IE'm a dAirty old mEan (dirty old man, dirty old man)

([1] you f*ckin' dirty old man [2] disgusting!)

Verse 2

Handin' out joints to the kids at school

Givin' out pictures and porn and pills

Fillin' the front of my shirt with drool

I'm a dirty old man (dirty old man, dirty old man)

([2] ya prevert!)

Verse 3

Nervously wiggling my toes in my boots

Communist literature in my hands

Pinchin' all the bosoms I can

I'm a dirty old man (dirty old man, dirty old man)

([2] you!)

[instrumental break over verse chords]

Recitation (over two repeats of verse chords)

[cackle] Hello, kiddies, here I am again on the ol' schoolyard! I

got *thrill pills* for all the little chickies, and I got *funny

cigarettes* for all you boys [sniff], and I got *dirty pictures* for

all of you together! Well, I guess I better go, I see the campus

cop's coming... I better split now. Remember Leon Trotsky! [cackle]

[repeat verses 1-3]

Coda

IA'm a dBirty old mEan

-- another ace 60's tab from Andrew Rogers