Capo 2nd fret

Standard (EADGBE)

= x00231

= x32010 (or 332010)

= 133211

Intro

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Verse

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I'll tell you a story that happened to me

One day as I went down to Yawl by the sea

The sun it was bright and the day it was warm,

Says I, "a quiet pint wouldn't do me no harm"

I went in to the barman, and says "give me a stout"

Says the barman, "I'm sorry, all the beer is sold out

Try whiskey or vodka, ten years in the wood"

Says I, "I'll try cider, I've heard that it's good."

Chorus

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Oh never, oh never, oh never again

If I live to a hundred or a hundred and ten

'Cause I fell to the ground and I couldn't get up

After drinking a pint of the Johnny Jump Up