The Space Race Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Well IG wonder why it Cis

that we have rEmascals rogues and lDosers

We've got rGoustabouts rapsCcallions and a bEmucket load of bDoozers

We've got bCalladeers and blGowhards of all sDorts

We've got pCoets priests and pirates

Dbut we have no astroGnauts

GOh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Doh (x3) oh, oh, oh, Goh,

GOh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Doh (just listen to the song, it makes sense, trust me)

GThey say there was a space race

if there Dwas I think I Gmissed it

GFrom the earth up to the moon and back,

Ddoesn't that take the Gbiscuit

DWell I wouldn't mind a little ride in zero gravity

as Clong as they could promise I'd be Dhome in time for tea

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I've got me Ctwo good legs if I Dwanna take a trip,

CI've got no use Dfor a rocket ship

I'll Cwalk if you don't mind

It's how I Dalways get around

I might be Emstaring at the Dstars

but I keep Cboth feet on the Gground

GOh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Doh

both feet on the gGround

GOh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Doh

I've got both feet on the Gground

GOh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Doh Oh, oh, oh, Goh GOh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Doh

There's a Ggreat big giant vacuum

Dup there in the Gsky

GAh but where's the place to plug it in

I Dthink it's all a Glie

DI've heard of Halley's Comet, And I'll tell you what I think

It's jCust a kind of chemical for Dcleaning out the sink

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GWe've got no use for Sputnik

We've got sDponge to go arGound

GAnd you'll never see the shuttle land

on the Dstreets of Newlyn GTown

DWell in the fields of "Vatimbly" there's not a launching pad in sight

We've Cgot no "Mersa voyageurs" and Dwe turned out all right

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