Standard (EADGBE)

I work 'til my kitchen is spotless

In hopes that my mind will be thoughtless

I put everything in it's rightful place, it's true

My apartment's very clean without you

Got an extra key to my door now

Your underwear's not on my floor now

No more Hendrix or beer or cigarette butts, it's true

My apartment's very clean without you

There are children starving in Africa

Genocide in Darfur

But the thing that really makes me sad

Is your toothbrush is not in my drawer

Yes, it's true

My apartment's very clean without you

I push away the mess with my mop and broom

No sound of sports from the other room

I found 'The Last Boy Scout' and threw it away, it's true

My apartment's very clean without you

I can stay up all hours and write now

No snoring keeping me up at night now

No alarm to wake me at 6 AM, it's true

But my new bed feels too big without you

The economy's crumbling around us

And the whole world's getting too hot

But the thing that really makes me sad

Is the pair of socks you forgot

Yes, it's true

My apartment's way too clean without you

My couch is just a couch

My room is just a room

My home is just a house

Without you