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Intro

I used to dream that I would be

A bright and shiny star on TV

Or maybe I would go to college

Like Harvard or Devry

And I would live in an apartment

In Paris or in Cincinnati

And I would play my music loud

And not apologize

I used to dream that I would marry

A guy that looked like Charlie Sheen

And he would have a name like:

Gary, Steve, Todd, David!

I used to dream I’d have three kids

And they would all look just like me

And I would force them kids to carry

All my groceries.

We don’t need no goals

Don’t need human connection

Dreams are overrated

Cause our life’s already perfection.

Now I know all that is true

Cause all I really want is you

And you and only you.

Me? You! Me? You!

I used to dream that I would have

A best friend named Michelle

And we would braid some friendship bracelets

And we would tell all of those other fucking cunts to go to hell

And when we’re sixty we’d get face lifts

like Burt Reynolds

I used to dream I’d have co-workers

And we’d stay out till two at night

And I would have a perfect body

You do! I know.

I used to dream that I’d have sex

At some point in my adult life

And I was sure that it’d be naughty

Like that scene from Top Gun. Take my breath away!

We don’t need no goals

Don’t need new man connection

Dreams are overrated

Cause our life’s already perfection.

Now I know all that is true

Cause all I really want is you

And you and only you.

Me? You! Me? You!

You!