Capo 2nd fret

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

You text at three in the morning

And you misspell my name

You slept with half my friends on Facebook

And most of them think you are lame

You say that with me it's different

And your not that big of a dick

When you disappear it's cause you're busy

Not 'cause your with some other chick

I know that this may be uncool

But I want to tell you the truth

Chorus

My self-esteem's not low enough to date you

It's close but not quite there

Need time to get a little more rejected

Then you and I could make an awesome pair

A totally awesome pair

I seem like your perfect target

Like I've been lonely for too long

You think I haven't had sex in forever

And I'll admit that you're not wrong

But I would rather have nothing

Than this crap, let me reaffirm

I wouldn't touch your dick if I was poisoned

And the antidote was in your sperm

I know that this may be uncool

But I want to tell you the truth

My self-esteem's not low enough to date you

It's pretty close but not quite there

Need time to get a little more desperate

Then you and I could make an awesome pair

A totally awesome pair

Bridge

We could last forever

You just have to give me time

To learn to deal with bullshit

And blatant lies

But for now... for now

My self-esteem's not low enough to date you

It's so close but not quite there

Need time to get a little more wasted

Then you and I could make an awesome pair

A totally awesome pair