Sex With Ducks Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

C Am F G

CPat Robertson once Amsaid,

G"It's a long downward Fslide

CThat'll lead to legalizing sexAm with ducks

GIf two men can stand sidFe by side"

CGod, I hope he's riAmght

G'Cause if gay marriage becomes laDwful

AmGonna find myself aG duck

DAnd legally do

FSomething awful (awful, awful)

CDucks, sex withAm ducks

FWe'll do it in the Grain

CDucks, yeah, dAmucks

FGot those wet feet onG my brain

DmWe'll find a pond, we'll find Ga puddle

AmPut your beak in mine and we'llD cuddle

FIt's a feeling I can'tG name

DmWhen sex with ducks and gay Fmarriage

FAre one and the sCame

Gonna goose that goose

Gonna quack that swan

Gonna rubber my duckie all night long

Gonna whack that Mallard

Until its feathers plume

Gonna Huey Dewey Louie all over the room

Scrooge McDuck, gonna give it to you

Dive into your gold until you say

DuckTales, whoo hoo

Ducks, sex with ducks

We'll do it in the rain

Ducks, yeah, ducks

Those feathered bodies are insane

We'll find a pond, we'll find a puddle

I'll be the wind beneath your wings and we'll cuddle

It's a feeling I can't name

When sex with ducks and gay marriage

Are one and the same

One and the same

One and the same