Merry Christmas From The Family Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Verse 1

GMom got drunk and Dad got drunk C

GAt our Christmas party C

GWe were drinkin’ champagne pEmunch

 And homeCmade eggnog D

GLittle sister brought her new boyfrienCd

GHe was a MexicCan

GWe didn’t know what to think of him Em

 ‘Til he sangC Feliz Navidad D

 Feliz NaviGdad

GBrother Ken brought his kids with him C

GThe three from his first wifeC Lynn

GAnd the two identicEmal twins

 >From his first wCife MaryNell D

GOf course he brought his new wife Kaye C

GWho talks all about ACA

GChain smokin’ while the sterEmeo plays

CNoel, Noel, TDhe first Noel G

Chorus

DCarve the tukey turn the ball game on

CMix margaritas when the eggnogs gone

DSend somebody to the Quik-Pak store

CWe need some ice and a extension cord

DA can of been dip and some Diet Rite

CA box of pampers and some Marlboro Lights

GHallelujah everybody sayEm cheese

CMerry Christmas from the family D G

Verse 2

GFred and Rita drove from HarlingC9en

GI can't remember how I'm kiC9n to them

GBut when they tried to plug Emtheir motorhome in

CThey blew our Christmas lights D

GCousin David knew just what went wrongC9

GSo we waited out on our frontC9 lawn

GHe threw the breaker and theEm lights came on

 And we sang Silent NigCht

 Oh Silent NighDt

 Oh holy nightG

DCarve the turkey turn the ballgame on

CMake Bloody Marys cause we all want one

DSend somebody to the Stop 'n Go

CWe need a can of cheese and a can of fake snow

DA bag of corn nuts and some Diet Sprite

CA box of Midol and some Salem Lights

Hallelujah everybody say cheese

Merry Christmas from the family

Feliz Navidad.

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