Nothing Ever Hurt Me Half As Bad As Losing You Chords

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AWell I've had a splittin' Dheadache from my Aeyebrows to my Dbackbone

AArthritis, apDpendicitis, Abrights disease and Dgall stones

ABleedin' ulcers, Dingrown toe nails, Aswollen adeDnoids

The AAsian flu a Dtime or two and Ainflamed vocal Dchords

I've Ahad a toothache Dso severe my Ajawbone G♯split Gin F♯two B F♯

But Bnothing's ever Ehurt me half as Abad as losing you

Well I've had the lit end of a cigar pressed against my belly

Whipped on with a crowbar till my eyeball turned to jelly

Accidentally nailed my index finger to the wall

Cut off all my toes and soaked my foot in alcohol

I've had my pelvis ruptured by an angry kangaroo

But nothing's ever hurt me half as bad as losing you

Well it's Dnot because you measure fifty twenty forty four

It's Asurely not because you own a chain of liquor stores

It's Dnot because your daddy is the richest man in town

It's Ejust that I've grown used to you and having you aroFund

(up ½ measure to A♯)

I've had my parents tell me son we don't love you at all

I've seen my sister's name written on a washroom wall

My best friend set my barn on fire burned my horse to death

I went out with a girl who told me that I had bad breath

Last week I drew a crowd when I went to the city zoo

But nothing's ever hurt me half as bad as losing you

Well I've had a splittin' headache...