Capo 3rd fret

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

He was sittin there beside me throwing doubles down

When he ordered up his third one he looked around

Then he looked at me an said I do believe I’ll have one more

He said I hate this bar and I hate to drink

But on second thought tonight I think I hate everything

Then he opened up his billfold and threw a twenty down

And a faded photograph fell out and hit the ground

And I picked it up he said thank ya bud I put it in his hand

He said I probably oughta throw this one away

Cause she’s the reason I feel this way I hate everything

Chorus

Well I hate my job and I hate my life

And if it weren’t for my two kids I’d hate my ex-wife

I know I should move on and try to start again

But I just can’t get over her leaving me for him

Then he shook his head and looked down at his ring

said I hate everything

He said that one bedroom apartment where I get my mail

Is really not a home its more like a jail

With a swimming pool and a parking lot view man its just great

I hate summer, winter fall and spring

Red and yella purple blue and green I hate everything

Chorus

Well I hate my job and I hate my life

And if it weren’t for my two kids I’d hate my ex-wife

I know I should move on and try to start again

But I just can’t get over her living me for him

Then he shook his head and looked down at his ring

said I hate everything

Solo

So I pulled out my phone and I called my house

Said babe I’m coming home we’re gonna work this out

I paid for his drinks and I told him thanks

Thanks for everything