Standard (EADGBE)

1st Verse:

Last night something pretty bad happened

We lost a friend,

All shocked and broken

Shut down exploded

2nd Verse:

Jeddy 3 is what we first called him

Then it was Jed,

But Jed's system's dead

Therefore so is Jed

3rd Verse:

We assembled him in the kitchen

From out of this and,

From out of that and,

Whatever was at hand

4th Verse:

When we were finished Jed we were so proud

We celebrated

We congratulated

At what we'd created

5th Verse:

Jed could run or walk sing or talk and

Compile thoughts and

Solve lots of problems

We learned so much from him

6th Verse:

A couple of years went by and something happened

We gave Jed less attention,

We had new inventions

We left for a convention

7th Verse:

Jed had found our booze and drank every drop

He fizzled and popped,

He rattled and knocked

And finally he just stopped.