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  Once upon a time there was an engineer

  Drove a locomotive both far and near

  Accompanied by a monkey who would sit on his stool

  Watching everything the engineer would move

  One day the engineer wanted a bite to eat

  He left the monkey sittin' on the driver's seat

  The monkey pulled the throttle, locomotive jumped the gun

  And did ninety miles an hour down the main line run

  Big locomotive right on time

  Big locomotive comin' down the line

  Big locomotive number ninety-nine

  Left the engineer with a worried mind

Thing

The Engineer called up the dispatcher on the phone

Tell him all about his locomotive was gone

Get on the wire, switch operator to write

Cause the monkey's got the main line sewed up tight

Switch operator got the message on time

Said, there's a northbound livin' on the same main line

Open up the switch, I'm gonna let her through the hole

Cause the monkey's got the locomotive under control

Big locomotive right on time

Big locomotive comin' down the line

Big locomotive number ninety-nine

Left the engineer with a worried mind

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Big locomotive right on time

Big locomotive comin' down the line

Big locomotive number ninety-nine

Left the engineer with a worried mind

  Left the engineer with a worried mind

Left the engineer with a worried mind...

Thing